Some important information about something revealed. We are finally able to give an approximate date for the publication of something we know very little about but have been speculating and writing about for some time. According to our sources (which are almost always wrong) this information we have is schedule to be published at some future date which we will probably blog about later on since we are usually wrong about it anyway. Wait wtf did I just say ?? Anyway expect this same post sometime soon. Everyone else gives out dates and is usually wrong so please let that distract you from the fact that we are usually wrong as well.
We have now verified that our past speculation is indeed correct so we will give ourselves a huge reach around for that as well. This information we have verified is so massive, so amazing that I am at a loss for anymore big words to use in describing how rock hard this makes me and should make you too. (I hope my mom doesn't come down stairs because I am butt ass naked)
So and so is a big fat lying poopy pants. Everyone is lying and making me look stupid so I need to insult them a second time. People at Starbucks think I am really weird so I will make up stories that nobody will have coffee with someone who made me look bad on the Internet.
Bigfoots do not have long arms. Whoever thinks Bigfoots have long arms is just a big dumb dumb. I know because this is a fact I invented in between playing World of Warcraft and taking care of my chores around the house. (If I don't do my chores my mom takes away my Internet and then I have to hold my breath for like 3 days until she gives it back.)
Bigfoot's do not have a mid-tarsel break.
BAM !!! SNAP !! What's up now bitches ??
I will now underline a bunch of stuff so that you think it is really important and keep reading.
I will now underline a bunch of stuff so that you think it is really important and keep reading.
I will now underline a bunch of stuff so that you think it is really important and keep reading.
I will now underline a bunch of stuff so that you think it is really important and keep reading.
I will now underline a bunch of stuff so that you think it is really important and keep reading.
I will now underline a bunch of stuff so that you think it is really important and keep reading.
Destroy all Dogs !!!
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